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Sardar: Yaar main ne apni girlfriend ko gift dena hai, kya dun?
Pathan: Gold ki ring de dey.
Sardar: koi bari cheez bata.
“Dawlance” liya to baat bani,,,,
June 15th, 2011 
Rajput Nahi, Haan, Nahi, Haan
June 15th, 2011 Rajput Funny Pathan Jokes in Hindi
Aik Pathan Doosry Pathan Se:
Zara Car Se Bahr Dekhna K Indicators jal Rahe Hein Ya Nhi?
Dosra Pathan Bahr Dekh Kr:
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Muhaly Ki Larkiyan
June 15th, 2011 Rajput Good Morning Sms
Yunhi Soty Rahy to Kuch Bhi Na Dekh pao Gay
“Mere Dosto”
Uth Jao Kay Muhaly Ki Bachian College Jaa rahi hain.
What about all these biscuit purchases
June 7th, 2011 Rajput Free Jokes
Free Jokes :- At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said,
Free Jokes:- “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?” “Good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.” “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer free jokes in hindi .
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free jokes:- But on he went, in his obnoxious way, “What about all these biscuit purchases. What do you do with the crumbs?” “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits.” “I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.
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‘Well, Rabbi,’ he went on, ‘what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?””Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick Free Jokes
Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?
May 25th, 2011 Rajput Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.
Ladki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?
Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai,
Bas Karo Hun Na Rawoo
May 25th, 2011 Rajput Non Veg Jokes
Aadmi martay wqt Biwi se: Sakeena, O jehra teri Almari wich Gold da set chori hoya si Na.. O main chukya si..
Sakena rotay huway:’tussi inj diyan gallan Na karo na’
Aadmi: Hor O teray Bhai ne jehra 1 lakh teray kol Amaanat rakhwaya si, O vi main chukya si..
Sakena Mazeed rotay huway: Bas v karo hun tussi..
Aadmi: Hor O teri kameti day Paisay vi Main e chukay si..
Do u say Im a bitch such as its a bad thing
May 11th, 2011 Rajput free jokes
“Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!”
“You say Im a bitch such as its a bad thing?!”
“How lots of times do I need to flush before you go away?”
“Well this day was a total waste of make-up”
“Well are not we a bloody ray of sunshine?”
“Dont bother me, Im living happily ever after.”
“Do I look such as a fucking people person!”
“This isnt an office. Its HELL with fluorescent lighting”
“I started out with nothing still have most of it left”
“I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me”
“YOU!!… off my planet!!!”
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Papa Jaan Yaad Karin
April 20th, 2011 Rajput Naughty Jokes
Father: Tum Nay Aj Tak Koi Aisa Kam Kia Hay Jis Say Mera Sar oncha huwa ho….
Son: Ji Papa Jan Yaad Karin Aik Dafa App Kay Sar Kay Nicahy Do Takkiye Rakhe thy ..
