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TwitterZamanay k darr se Uski tasveer Toilet mein laga rakhi hai…… Faraz
Wah wah wah
Deedar-e-yar ho bar bar,
Is liye motion ki Goli kha rkhi hai…!
Dewangi Se Kum na thi
June 21st, 2011 
Rajput Dewangi Se Kum
Na Thi Kch ApNi Justjo
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhondte Rhe
Mehromyon K Dor Me Hasraton K Sath sath
Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondte Rahy.:-(
Ruthi hai tu Ruthi Ray
June 21st, 2011 Rajput Mota aur moti sheeda o choti
June 21st, 2011 Rajput Master G Sheeday se:
koi Aashqi wala Sher sunao.
Sheeda:
“Mota marda Moti tay,
Pukha marda Roti tay,
Master G di 2 tiyan,
Sardar Ka English Kay Paper
June 21st, 2011 Rajput A man to Sardar:How was ur english paper
Sardar:It was f9 but i forgot the 3rd form of “think”
Then i thought
& thought
& thought
& finally i wrote thunk:
Your WEEK_BUCKEt has been consumed
June 21st, 2011 Rajput Your WEEK_BUCKEt has been consumed.
To re-subscribe, SMS ‘sub’
to 601, 602, 603, 607, 608 or 605 for package
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or Daily Package respectively
6 Rs for package
2 Rs for z tax
Total: 8 rs
Note : Don’t forget to pray for Zardari Kuin jab tak who bibi kay pass nahi jata bibi ki atma ko shanti kese milay gi
Cute conversation: Heart says to Eyes
June 21st, 2011 Rajput Cute conversation..
Heart says to Eyes:”See less, because you see and I suffer a lot”
Eyes replied: “Feel less, because you feel and I cry a lot”
Follow My Six Rules and Get Happy in Life
June 19th, 2011 Rajput I have six rules for happy in life
free your heart from hatred
free you mind from worries
make your mind from worries
make your like simple
expect less from the other peoples
and love every one
Doctor Vaada Kro Aap Hasoge Nahi
June 15th, 2011 Rajput
Ek Admi Badi Preshani Ki Halat Me Doctor K Pas Gya
Doctor:
Kya Problem Hai?
Mariz:
Vaada Kro Aap Hasoge Nahi
Doctor:
Ok, I Promise
Mariz nay Pant ki zip Kholkar apna LUN Dikhaya Jo machis ki Teeli ki tarah Patla tha
Doctor bola:
Ok Whats The Problem?
