Santa Banta Funny Sms

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.

Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai

Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde
ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
More about suhagrat

On The Pages Of Roses

On The Pages Of Roses
With The Ink Of MoonLight
A Pen Of Love Have Written
Only Few Words For U
Happy EID MUBARAK

Alphabet ‘O’ Stands

Alphabet ‘O’ Stands 4
Opportunity
Which Is Absent In Yesterday
Available Once In Today
&
Thrice in Tomorrow,
So Dont Repent 4 Yesterday

Heated Gold Becomes Ornament

Heated Gold Becomes Ornament
Heated Gold Becomes Ornament,
Beated Copper Becomes Wire,
Depleted Stones Becomes Statue,
So,
The More Pain You Get In Life,
The More Valuable You Become!!

Mix Sms, AAP KA GHUSSA WO AAG HAY JO SAB SAY PEHLAY

AAP KA GHUSSA WO AAG HAY JO SAB SAY PEHLAY
AAP KO JALATI HAY ASHA SULOOK KRNAY PR KUSH
KHARICH NAHEN HOTA PR IS K FAIDAY BUHAT
HOTAY HAIN SABAR JISM KI NAHEEN PR ROOH KI
TAQAT HAY MUHABAT WO SALTANAT HAY JAHAN
KOE HUKUMRAN NAHEEN HOTA

2010 Kiss Sms

kiss me and hold me tightly close to you
kiss me and whisper sweet words that are true
kiss me here and kiss me there
kiss me all over and anywhere
kiss me softly
and kiss me hardly
kiss me and and lay me on the bed
kiss me from my toes to my head

My Pakistan My Islamic Pakistan

This is Pakistan
2nd largest Salt Mine
5th Largest Gold Mine
5th Largest Coal Reserves
7th Largest Copper Mine
2nd Largest Dam
3 Nuclear Reactor
5 Rivers
6th Largest Army
7th Nuclear Power
Strongest Muslim Army with Atom Bomb
7th Largest Rice Producer
8th Largest Wheat Producer
Proud To Be Pakistani

Ek Dosti c ho gaye hay

Pi hay shArab haR gaLi haR Dukan say
Ek Dosti c ho gaye hay shArab k jaam say
Guzray haiN hm ishq may kuch A say Mukam say
k Nafrt c ho gaye he Mohbt k nam se


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