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The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand seeing a man crying.”
Yeh Phool Mere Taraf Se Gift
December 19th, 2010 
Rajput Latest Jokes on Christmas
Phol wala:sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye le jayn
Aadmi: meri koi girl frnd nhi
Phol wala: phir apni mengatar k lia lejaye
Aadmi: meri koi mengatar b nhi
Phol wala: phir apni biwi k lie lajayn
Aadmi:meri koi biwi b nhi
Phol wala: Ae dunya k khush kismat insan!
Meri tarf sey ya phol Muft laja.
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Latest & free sms jokes read n send to world wide
Chooha Bili Se Bola Muje Kha Jana
December 19th, 2010 Rajput Funny Sms
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)
hopes and dreams for 2011
December 18th, 2010 Rajput sms for 2011
A brand new year!
A clean slate on which to write
our hopes and dreams.
This year:
Less time and energy on things;
More time and energy on people.
All of life’s best rewards,
deepest and finest feelings,
greatest satisfactions,
Come from people–
People like you.
Happy New Year!
افضل ھے کل جہان سے گھرانہ”`حسین`”کا
December 17th, 2010 Rajput Urdu Islamic Sms
افضل ھے کل جہان سے گھرانہ”`حسین`”کا
نبیوںکا تاجدار ھے نانا “`حسین`” کا
اک پل کی تھی بس حکومت یزید کی
صدیاں “`حسین`” کی ھیں
زمانہ”`حسین`” کا
Most most beautiful msg of my life
December 17th, 2010 Rajput Latest Muharram ul harams and islamic sms
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Most most beautiful msg of my life…
“SHAITAN
KARBALA Mein khara
HAZRAT iMAM HUSSAIN (R.A) ka Akheri sajda Dhek Raha Tha,
Achanak Asmaan ki Taraf Dekha or
Kaha:
“Teri KHUDAI ko
Ghor sy To Aj Dheka Hy,
Kahan Maloom Tha!
k Noor-e-Alam Aisy Hoty Hain
“Aey Khuda….
Sajdey sy
INKAAR kabhi Na krta Main,
AGr Mujh ko Pta Hota, K INSAN Aisy Hoty Hain.
New Sms fro all pakistani boys
December 17th, 2010 Rajput specil branch report dosto doubling pe pabandi hai.agar doubling ho or koi rokay to shoot at sight kay orders hen be caring.
lv u all.
Funny Sardar Sms
December 17th, 2010 Rajput Sardar k truck k peechay likha tha
“chota parivar sukhi parivar”
Or uske nechay
Tinu,minu,chintu,chinky,pinky,guddu,guddi,sonu,monu,te sohan de papa di gaddi;-)
blow job
December 8th, 2010 Rajput Santa Banta Non Veg jokes
Santa: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.
Non veg JOKES Sms
Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute……short, sweet and cheap!
