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February 5th, 2010 
Rajput khara kaise kiya
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Patni ne pati ko nokrani ke sath pakadliya
Nokrani- babhji maf kar do 500 ka lalach me …!!!
Wife- tujko 5000 dungi bata saab ka khara kaise kiya??
Batao aaj kahan milo ge tum
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Batao aaj kahan milo ge tum,
Tumhe ek phul dena hay,
Tum se ek ehed lena hay,
Tmhay eimaan kehna hay,
Tumhe Dil,Dharkan,Jaan kehna hay,
Jo Juda karne Ki han Sazishen,
Unhen Bejaan kehna hay,
Humen tmse boht kuch kehna hay,
Btao,
kia mohobbat me ek phool Kafi hoga?,
Ya phir tum chaan mango ge,
Ya meri jaan mango ge,
Ya hamesh ka sath mango ge,
Ya phir Hijar ka azaab mango ge?,
Btao,
kahan milo ge tum,?,
Tmhey ek phul dena hay!,
Gham salamat hai to piite he rahenge lekin
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Intezamaat naye sire se sambhaale jaayen
jItane kam-zarf hain mehafil se nikaale jaayen
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Mera ghar aag kii lapato me chhupaa hai lekin
Jab mazaa hai tere aangan me ujaale jaayen
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Gham salamat hai to piite he rahenge lekin
Pehale maikhane ke haalat sambhaale jaayen
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Khaalii waqton me kahiin baith ke rolen yaaro
Fursaten hain to samandar he khangaale jaayen
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Ham bhi pyase hain ye ehasaas to ho saqi ko
Khali shishe he havaon me. uchhale jaayen
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Aao shahar me naye dost banaayen “deep”
Aastino me chalo saanp he paale jaayen
May l have some condoms
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Man: May l have some condoms please.
I’m giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
Mila wo bhi nahi karte
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Mila wo bhi nahi karte , mila hum bhi nahi karte
Wafa wo bhi nahi karte , wafa hum bhi nahi karte…
Unhe ruswai ka dukh , hume tanhai ka darr,
Gila wo bhi nahi karte, shikwa hum bhi nahi karte..
Kisi mor par takrao ho jata hai aksar,
Ruka wo bhi nahi karte , thehra hum bhi nahi karte.
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Write an essay which contains factors religion
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it
Tum Meri Ho Jao Gi Aik Din
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Mujhe Kaamil Yaqeen Hai Tum Meri Ho Jao Gi Aik Din
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Tumhare Dil Mai Utroon Ga, Muhabbat Ki Sada Ban Ker
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Mere Josh-e-Janoon Per Sari Khalqat Mujh Ko Takti Hai
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Zara Tum Bhi Nazar Dalo, Na Bhetho Yun Hassen Ban Ker
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Tumhein Yeh Raaz Batla Doon, Ke Akser Chaand Ratoon Main
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Tere Aangan Mai Aata Hoon Sitaron Ki Zaya Ban Ker
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Jigar Ka Khoon Laya Hoon Tere Singhar Ki Khaatir
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Hatheli Per Racha Lena Yeh Mehkey Ga Heena Ban Ker
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Tumhein Jab Yaad Karta Hoon To Kesey Jaan Sulagti Hai
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Tumhein Bhi Taras Aaye Ga Kabhi Socho ‘Raza’ Ban Ker
She unzipped his dotcom
February 5th, 2010 Rajput He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!!!!!!!
