parho yeh sms or sikho

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

An angry husband shouted

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’

Sweet Smiles of today morning

Hi DUDE ITS MORNING TIME
A Cup Of Hot Helloo
A Plate Of Crispy Wishes
A Spoon Of Sweet Smiles
A Slice Of Great Success
Specially For U
?GOOD MORNING?
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Have A Nice Day

What is pure Hindi name of Condom

What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

Woo so jata hy aksar hume yad kiye bagair

Woo so jata hy aksar hume yad kiye bagair

Humen neend nahi ati unse bat kiye bgair

Kasur unka nahi kasur to hamara hy

Unhe chaha b to unki ijazat liye bagair

Good Night Jaaan

Happy Anniversary 2 you

On this special day,best wishes go to you,

that this wonderful love u share,

lasts your lifetime through.

“Happy Anniversary to you”

She calls it ‘Turnover’ tax

Taking a clue from recent budget,
A call girl now charges extra for ANAL entry.,

She calls it ‘Turnover’ tax

3 times a day as I advised

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day

A survey by Cosmo states

A survey by Cosmo states that women who sleep on their side are sensitive,
On stomach are competent and on their back with  OK  legs in the air are very popular


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