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The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. “I assume,” shebarked, “there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o’clock in the morning?” “There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai
koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae

Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae

Wo to har roz rulaate the humen

Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.

Apney he Habe-e-Haal mangti hon,
Bas Dua-e-Wisaal Mangti hon,
Teri qurbat main jo guzar sako,
main wohi maah-o-saal mangti ho,
jiski tabeer mil sake mujhko,
Khuab sa ik khyaal mangti hon,
Mere hathon ko bas hina dedey, angry funny sms
Tujhse main zar na maal mangti hon.

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day;
now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.