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Latest Love Sms

Bindas sone ka,Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,Boleto Good Night. (Good Night SMS)

Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u

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A lady still virgin after 10 time married

Funny Jokes on Wife

She has 10 Husbands & Still a Virgin:

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

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Banda Bhol Hi Jata Hay

Funny Urdu Jokes

Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,

Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Aik Bone Aadmi ki Shadi hui

Funny Jokes

Aik bona shadi ki raat ko room mein enter hotay hi biwi se bola,
“Chal bakri ban.”

Biwi: ye kya bdtameezi hai?

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I miss you my love like

Valentine Day Sms

i miss you like:

like a frog for a fly
like a scorpion for something to sting
like an editor for a typo
like a wastepaper basket for some waste paper
like an alcoholic for the sweet relief of a drop of Super Tennents
like a little boy for dinosaurs
like a little girl for a pony

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Nana Nay Rishta Toor Dia

Non Veg Sms

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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Unhone kaha..
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Aik Pagal or American

Latest Jokes in Urdu

Aik Pagal American se: Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho….

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho…

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho…

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A girl goes to confession

Latest Adult non veg Jokes

A girl goes to confession and says, Bless me father for I have sinned I have touched a boy’s thing. The priest says, “say 3 Hail Marys and wash your hands in holy water. While washing her hands, another girl comes in the church and says to her, “What are you doing?”

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Funny Sardar Running behind the bus

Non Veg Jokes


Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asked driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ?Nahi…

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