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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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If i reached will you?
February 14th, 2011 
Rajput Latest Valentine Day Sms
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If I reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture your heart , will u love me ??
Happy Valentine Day To you
My Pretty Wife
Love Rules
February 14th, 2011 Rajput Valentine Day Sms
Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.
Happy Valentine Day to you
Muje Valentine day per ring chaye
February 14th, 2011 Rajput Girl To Boy Friend: Tu Muje Valentine per kon sa gift de rhe ho
Boy: Tum Bolo Tumhain Kia Chaye
Girl: Muje Ring Chaye
Boy: Chalo Theek Hay Me Raat Jo Ring Doon Ga
Lakin
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
February 13th, 2011 Rajput The Question and Answer
Valentine Sms,
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I’m stuck on you.
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’ ?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Valentine’s day jokes
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? Valentine Joke
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Valentine’s day Messages
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
Q: What is a ram’s favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
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Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
I miss you my love like
January 25th, 2011 Rajput Valentine Day Sms
i miss you like:
like a frog for a fly
like a scorpion for something to sting
like an editor for a typo
like a wastepaper basket for some waste paper
like an alcoholic for the sweet relief of a drop of Super Tennents
like a little boy for dinosaurs
like a little girl for a pony
February 13th, 2010 Rajput Valentine Day Sms & Poetry
Mohabat me na mango jaan kay is aazmaish me
Tumhara kuch nahi jata Humaru Jaan Jati hay
Valentine Day Sms
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Tere Aangan Me
February 13th, 2010 Rajput Tujhe Ansu Bhari Wo Dua Miley
Jisey Kabhi Na Rad Khuda Karey
Tujhey Hasrat Na Rahe Kabhi Jannat Ki
Tere Aangan Me Muhabbaton Ki Aisi Hawa Chale
take my heart, and be My Valentine
February 13th, 2010 Rajput What do you give a lady so sweet who makes my existence so complete?
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose? Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with anther’s word? Anything that’s purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine, For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.
