Student Ka Alamiya

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At The Time Of  Exame

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Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

“Me fail?

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Teacher asked Johnny:

Agr shaakh pr 5 parindy bethy hon or tm 1 ko mar do, kitny baqi bachen gay?

Johnny:

koi nahi, sab urr jaengay.

Teacher:

jawab hy 4, lekin tumhari soch mujhy pasand aai.

Johnny:

Madam mera bhi 1 sawal hy… 3ladies icecream kha rahi hein, 1 chat kar, 1 kat kar or 1 choos kr, konsi shadi shuda hy?

Teacher (sharmaty hue)

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Teacher:

’3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu:

miss yehi k…

Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss:

Shut up,& get out.

Bublo:

Miss me btaon..?

Miss:

Very good.bato…

Bablo:

Mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D:-D

Miss:

u also get out.

Shamo:

Miss me btaon..?

Miss:

I think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:

Miss doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai…

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :

Adult Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher  Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai

Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.”

Student: “My Penis In Ur Hand”

Teacher Student Ko Chanta Maarti Hai

Student: “Sorry Mam, Main
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Lady teacher: ager zero main aik dalain tu kia hota hai?

Girls chup rahi,

teacher: gussay say jawab do,

zero main aik dalain tu kia hota hai?

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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,

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