Santa Banta Se: “Muje Shak Hai Meri Biwi Ki Panty Tere Bedroom Mein Hai?”

Banta: “Par Gadhe, Bhabhi Panty Kaha Pehnti Hai?”

Santa: “Are Haan, Sorry Yaar Maine Tujhpe Vese Hi Shak Kiya“

*._.*”HAPPY”*._.* “COOL*._.*COOL” *._.*”FRESH”*._.* best*._.*Have *._.*”GØØD”*._.* *****DÄ¥*****

2 Nalaik Exam k baad:

1st:

Yeh paper kon sa tha?

2nd:

Maths ka

1st:

Matlab tu paper kar k aya hai.

2nd:

Nae yar! Sath wali bachi k

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~.~Beautiful W0rds~.~

” Apny ALLAH se Hamaisha Achha Guman rakh0 kiun k us ki zaat se jesa guman rakh0 ge us k0 wesa he pa0 Ge…



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Khud to aaye nahin aur Eid chali aayi hai
Eid ke roz mujhay yuon na sataye koi

“New Funny GAME”

Sath sath solve karty jain warna samajh nhi ayega

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tk koi number apny Zahen me rakh len

Theek

Phir us me 5 ADD kren

phir 2 se MULTIPLY kren

phir 2 ADD Krden

Jo jawab aye us me se 8 subtract krden

Phir 2 se multiply krden

or 5 ADD Krden

Jo ANSWER aye usy

Ek khali PAGE

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Molvi taqrir me:Wo kon sa Waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ka nhi.

Behen behn ki nhi,maa beti ki nhi,

Bap bete ka nhi,

Pathan:Aftari ka waqt!

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The Truth about Human Tongue:-
It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it.
But,
It takes Lifetime
to Learn
When & where
to use it..!
Have a Nice Day.!