Love Sms

Eik Haseen larki

Raja k darbar me danc kr rahi thi

(raja boht bad surat tha)

Raqs k bahd

Larki ne Raja se

1 sawal ki ijazat talab ki

Raja ne kaha k pocho

Larki ne kaha

Jab Khuda Husan taqsem kr raha thaa Aap kahan they ?

Raja ne ghusa na kia balke

Muskurate hue

Kaha

Jab TUM Hussan ki line me khari hussan le rahi thee,

To me

Qismat ki Line me khara Qismat le raha tha

Or Aj tuj jesi Hussan walian meri gulam he

Is lye sha’air kehta hy

“Hussan” na mang “Naseeb” mang A “Dost”

“Hussun” waly aksar “Naseeb” walo k ghulam hoa krtay hn!!”

gudmorning

Have you ever wondered why foreigners

have trouble with the English language?

Moreover

The English is stupid.

There is no egg in eggplant

No Ham in Hamburger

And neither pine or apple in pineapple.

Latest Cricket Jokes

Sehwag”s wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public.
He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow.
So he does go to the market dressed as a woman.
There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, “Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?”

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Cricket Poll

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Essay on cricket

The teacher had asked the class to write an essay on cricket.

With only a few minutes left, one boy had written nothing.

Suddenly, he looked up at the clock, grabbed his pen and scribbled something on the paper.

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Good Morning Sms

*.__sweet__.**.__Morning__.**.__For You__.* *.__.*.__.*.__.*

Hamesha MUSKURATE raho

In Sitaron ki tarha *.__.*.__.*.__.*

‘Assalam o Alekum’

Pakistani Cricket Team

World Cup 2011 Main Pora Pakistan App Sab Kay Liye Dua Kar Rha hay

ICC Cricket World Cup Sms

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge  asks the little girl :
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mommy?
Little Girl – No, my mommy beats me.
Judge  – Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
Little Girl- No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge- Well then, who do you want to live with?

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