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Ay Zalim, Ay Qatil, Ay Dilbar, Ay Dost

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Tere Angaraai lene say mere Dum nikal jata hay …

Ay Zaalim

Ay Qatil

Ay Dilbar

Ay Dost

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Peer BaBa Arz Krty hain…

Peer BaBa Arz Krty hain…

Dil hy sacha aur dimaag hy kacha

Wah wah.

Dil hy sacha aur dimaag hy kacha.

Tere msgs nai aa rhay

Kia baat hy bachaa.:-)v

Zarurat Kya Thii?

Funny Dirty Poetry Sms

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,
Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!.

Mera Yaqeen Hay

In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena, ….! Ay-Dost !….

Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par..;-)

Nokri karna Bachon ka Khail nahi hai Faraz

Nokri karna Bachon ka Khail nahi hai
Faraz
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Bus itna samajh lijiay k
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Ek Pathano ki Basti hai aur jhuk k jana hai”..

Lo G aa gya grmi ka torr

Lo G
aa gya
grmi ka torr
“FRAZ” bhai ka taza shair

“Hoty hen dunya me hr jga haadsy

Hotay hen dunya me hr jga hadsy

THANDY MITHY FAALSY
THANDY MITHY FAALSY”

Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon “Faraz”

Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
“Faraz”

Us ne muskra k kaha ” humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.

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_/\_oh teri !

Girls To Boy n Boy To Girls

Girl 2 Boy…

Hamein To Apno Ne Loota

Ghairoon Main Kahan Dum Tha,

Meri Kashti Wahan Dobi

Jahaan Paaani Kam Tha

Boy 2 Girl…

Tum To Thi Hi Gaandu

Tere Fuddi Main Kahaan Dum Thaa

Wahhan Kiyaa Chudaaney Gai Thi

Jahaan Paani Kaam Thaa….

Hausla rakh, channel na badal

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai


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