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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.”

“Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”
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Boy or girl train main uper wali seat per thay

Boy: Jaan Jab Mera Tumahri Lenay Ka Mood ho ga tu main kaho ga kay muje jalebi khani hay

Girl: Aur Main Kaho gi ka muje rasgulla khana hay

Nichli Seat Se Aik Aadmi bola :Tusi Rasgulla Khao ya Jalebi agar mere te shera dullya tay main tere voti nu yeh deya ga

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Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening. ”Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are to do as he tells you and be sure to report to me in the morning,” she said. The novice agreed to do as she was told and went to prepare the Father’s bath. Doing as she was told, the novice washed the Father’s hair and back. While she was doing this the Father told the novice that he had the key to heaven. The Father told her that if his key to heaven fit her gate, she would be saved.

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Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women’s doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don’t know which one to watch.

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Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

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Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

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