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SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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Unhone kaha..
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January 13th, 2011 
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Extra Dose of Viagra For 3 new Girls
November 27th, 2010 Rajput Sexy Santa Banta Sms
Santa Medical Store Pe Jata Hai Aur Bada Khush Hoke Bolta Hai
Santa: “Viagra Extra Dose Dena Aaj Raat 3 Ladkiya Aa Rahi Hai”
Agle Din Fir Medical Store Pe Jaata Hai
Santa: “Ek IODEX Dena”
Shopkeeper Hairani Se: “Kyu?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Mere Haath Ke Liye, Kal Ladkiya Nahi Aayi“
Tags: Purany Log of Santa n Banta
October 28th, 2010 Rajput Santa Aur Banta Bethe Baat Kar Rahe Thhe
Santa: “Yaar Jab Tu Paida Ho Raha Thha To Tune Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair”
Banta: “Maine Pair Pahle Nikale, Aur Tune?”
Santa: “Mene To Bhai Sir Nikala Thha”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Blause Ke Batan
October 7th, 2010 Rajput Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”
Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye
Sex Karnay Kay Liye Jaga Nahi Mili Yar
October 4th, 2010 Rajput Santa: “India Mein 90% Log Isliye Sex Nahi Kar Paate Kyunki Unhain Jaga Nahi Milti”
Banta: “Haan Yaar Tu Thik Kah Raha Hai, Maine Bhi Ek Baar Koshish Ki Thhi Par Mujhe Jagha Nahi Mili”
Santa: “Phir?”
Banta: “Phir Ladki Ke Khud Hi Bataya
Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun!!!!
August 23rd, 2010 Rajput Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.”
Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.”
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When I Was In School With Her
August 10th, 2010 Rajput Santa Banta Non Veg Sms
Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence”
Santa: “When I Was In School With Her,
Diner 7 To 11 Pm
July 30th, 2010 Rajput Aik Shadi me Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha dusre ne pucha “kab tak khaoge?”
Santa: “main to khud kha kha k thak gaya hu par card me likha
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Jockey Ki Chaddi?
July 18th, 2010 Rajput Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga
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