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100 Feet Height

Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Feet Height
Hero: I don’t know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? (more…)

Sardar ge ki double century

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

Kitna piyara underwere hay

Sardar April Fool Sms

Sali To Sardar Ge: Zara Meri Fraaq Kay Nichy Dekhin Kitna piyara underwere hay

Sardar Ge: Faraq Kay Nichy Dekhnay Kay Bad Bola payle pehan tu lo

Sali: Hahhahahaha April Fool

Hindu Muslim Christan Sardar how to call his in the morning

Hindu:
Priya utho swera ho gea.

Muslim:
Begum utho soraj nikal aya.

Christan:
Darling get up its morning.

Sardar:
Utho soniyo! Tatti Shatti kar lo :-)

Aap dekh rahe hain Geo

Sardaar sahab pareshan kharay kuch soch rahay hotay hain, koi Shakhs poochta hai sardar sahab kia soch rahe hain
Sardar: yar mujhe samajh nahi ata k inhe kaise pata chalta hai
Shakhs: kisay kia kaise pata chalta hai?
Sardaar: yar Geo walon ko kaise pata chalta hai ye?
Shakhss: kia kaise pata chalta hai? (more…)

Sardar Je Ki Kamzori

Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole

Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai

Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi”

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