A man to Sardar:How was ur english paper

Sardar:It was f9 but i forgot the 3rd form of “think”

Then i thought

& thought

& thought

& finally i wrote thunk:

Sardar: Yaar main ne apni girlfriend ko gift dena hai, kya dun?

Pathan: Gold ki ring de dey.

Sardar: koi bari cheez bata.

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Sardar k truck k peechay likha tha

“chota parivar sukhi parivar”

Or uske nechay

Tinu,minu,chintu,chinky,pinky,guddu,guddi,sonu,monu,te sohan de papa di gaddi;-)

Sardar Ki Amma Mar Gyi.

1 srdar Bola-Amma Meno v ly jandi.

Phr 2-4 Or Bole Amma sano v ly jndi..

Sardar:

Chup Ho Jao Kamino

Amma si

ya

“DAEWOO EXPRESS”

Aik Sardar ji America gaye..

Wahan us ne aik Maim ki Bund mei ungli di to Maim ka sath he Padd nikal gya or Sardar ki ungli bahir aa gyi..

Sradar heiran ho k kehne laga..

“Balley wayi Amrica,
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On a romantic date sardar’s girl frnd aks him “Darling on our engagment will u giv me a ring? He said “ya,

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Pehla Sardar: “Oye yaar! tu ek he msg do-do baar kyun bhejta hai?”

Dusra Sardar: “Oye! ek to tu rakh liya kar,

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1 sardar bench par leta huwa tha k wahan se 1 angraiz guzra or sardar se pocha: r u relaxing?

Sardar: No i am surmet singh!
Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ne b yehi pocha: r u relaxing?

Sardar ghusy say: no i m surmet singh!

Or yeh keh k uth gya aur apny se kuch door letay huway angraiz se poocha: Are u relaxing?

Angraiz: yes i am relaxing!

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