Pathan gifted a card to his fathr on fathrs day,
and wrote a poetry on it :
phol to boht hain gulab jesa koi nahi,
mere baap to boht hain pr aap jesa koi nahi.

Pathan aik Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usey Ghaur Se Dekh Raha Tha …

Aadmi: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho… ??

Pathan:Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai.

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals that live in water

Sardar: Duck

Paathan: theak hai aur batao?

Sardar: Duck ki ammi, abbu, bhai or behan

Pathan: Shabassh

Do Pathans ek Accident mein mer gye,

Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho?

Bolay Muslman.. 1 se Pocha Naam Kia Hai?

Bola Ikhlas Frishtay Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas Sunao,

Usne jaldi se suna Di or Bach Gya,,,

Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha wo Preshan Ho Kar

Bola Naam To Yaseen Hai Magr PYAR Se Sub KOSAR Kehtey han:-)

Pathan apne gahr aya or dekha k 1 admi uski BV k 7 so raha hy

Pathan ne apni BV ko bht mara

BV: Muje  maaf kardo me qabo nahi pa saki

Pathan: Mehman ghar me hy or tu usko chai pani pochny k bajaye
so rahi hai ye to shareef admi hoga is liye khamoshi se so gaya
koi or hota to naraz ho kr chala jata

Pathan ki teesri bar beti hoi To usne elaan kiya k beta hua hai,

Ek dost ne dekh ke kaha ye to larki hai.!

Pathan bola: bacha niche se maa par gaya hai..

Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li

1 Carore Ka Inam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile

Pathan Bola:

Hum Ko Hamara Pora Paisa Chai Hain Warna Tum Hamara 30 Rupya Wapas Karoo….