Funny Pathan Jokes in Hindi

Aik  Pathan Doosry Pathan Se:

Zara Car Se Bahr Dekhna K Indicators jal Rahe Hein Ya Nhi?

Dosra Pathan Bahr Dekh Kr:

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Funny Pathan Jokes

Aik Pathan Hospital Kay Bahir Khara Zor Zor Se Ro rha tha

Kisi nay pocha kuin ro rhe ho?

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Funny Pathan Story Sms Jo

1 Hakeem ne pathan ki bemari ka elaaj Aurat ka doodh tajveez kia,

Bari mushkil se pathan ne 1 Aurat ko raazi kia.

Doodh pilatay huwe Aurat ki feelings barh gayen.

Us ne sexy aawaz mei poocha: “Kuch aur bhi chahiye?”

pathan: “baji Agar saath 5 Rupey wala Tiger biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza A jaye g

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Pathan: Yar abi tumara khansi kaisa hay?

Friend: Band ho gai hay magar sans ruk ruk k aa rahi hay

Pathan: Koi baat nai Allah kare ga wo b band ho jaye ga.

Payla Pathan:

Muje kal mushairy me gya logo ne mje utha k bahr phenk dia

Dosra Patha: Ary Who Kuin?

Payla Patha:
Shaayer ka nam HAYAT tha or me usy DAAD de rha tha

“WA HAYAT” Wahayat..

NiceWOrds..

Science kehti hai,
Pani boil krny se Jarasim mrr jaty hain..

PATHAN: Science ko ye to btao k jarasim ki LAASHEIN to pani mein hi rehti hain na

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila,

Jis pe likha tha

“EID MUBARAK” Us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala or us pe

“KHER MUBRK”

likh kr wahin pe rakh diya.

Pathan naqli note lekar

shop par SURF lene gaya.

SHOP KEEPER:

Is mein Quaid-e-Azam

ki Topi nahi hai?

Pathan:

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