What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Adult One Liner Jokes

A reasent studdi haz chown thet peapel hoo aar amezing in bed ar krapp at spelin!

In the past, nobody had a watch but everyone had time. Now everyone has a watch but nobody has time.

Adults are just kids who owe money

His bad luck has now started. How is that? He has run off with my wife.

aik chota sa lamha hay jo khatam nahe hota… …..may lakh jalata hn woh bhasam nahe hota…

Old chinese proverb says: “Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.”