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I’m not doing anything
November 3rd, 2010 
Rajput 
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Boys n Girls are like now?
October 28th, 2010 Rajput The new name of Brazier in Urdu….
October 9th, 2010 Rajput 1 sawal “Brazier” Ko Urdu Me Kiya Kehty Hen?
Its not 4 joke
Just 4 general knowldge…
Its cal
Jis Nay Tumara Rape Kia Tum Nay Usay Dheka Tha..
October 4th, 2010 Rajput Court Mein Rape Ek Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Tha
Judge: “Jisne Tumhara Rape Kiya, Kya Tume Us Aadmi Ko Dekha Thha?”
Ladki: “Nahi Judge Sahab, Meri Aankho Pe Patti Bandhi Hui Thhi, Par Itni Gurantee Hai Ki Vo Mohalle Ka Nahi Thha”
Susral, Enjnoy Karnay Wali Cheez..
September 26th, 2010 Rajput Ek Shehar Ka Ladka Pehli Baar Apni Sasural Mein Gaya
Vahan Jaakar Apne Sale Se Pucha: “Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheej Hai Kya?”
Aik Larki, Brazier, Aur Dukandar
September 22nd, 2010 Rajput Ladki General Store Pe Jaati Hai Aur Bolti Hai
Ladki: “Ek Sasti Si Brazier Dena“
Dukandar: “Ye 100 Ki Hai“
Ladki: “Or Sasti Dikhao“
Dukandar: “Ye 60 Ki Hai“
Ladki: “Or Sasti“
Dhula Dhulan Say: Jaldi Jaldi Kapray Utaro…
September 20th, 2010 Rajput Suhaag Raat Ko Dhula Mian Kamray Me Aya Aur Dulhan se kaha:
“Jaldi Jaldi kaprey utaro!”
Dhulan ne kaprey uatarey,
Dhulay ne sub kuch kar k kaha: “jaldi jaldi kaprey pehan lo.”
Dhulan: “ye jaldi kis baat ki hai?”
Rukhsana Aapa Kay Totkay….
September 20th, 2010 Rajput Jo Larki Date Pe Ek Ice Cream Khanay Se Khush Ho Jaye
Wo
Us Biwi se Bohat Behtar Hai
Jo Puray Month Ki Salary Lekar Bhi Khush Na Ho.
(RUKHSANA AAPA K TOTKAY)
Uncle Aadhi Viagra Se Kuch Nahi Hoga…
September 5th, 2010 Rajput Hindi Non Veg Sms
Ek Buddha Medical Store Mein Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Buddha: “Aadhi Viagra Dena”
Sale Man: “Uncle, Aap Ki Umar Bhajan Karne Ki Hai Mandir Jao, Ye Sab Aapko Shobha Nahi Deta.”
Buddha: “Tum Salah Mat Do, Aur Jo Bola Hai Wo Do”
Salesman: “Par Uncle, Aadhi Viagra Se Kuchh Nahi Hoga”
