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TwitterLadki Usually Sex Karny Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai?
I Love You?
Wrong!
That Was Great?
Wrong Again!
I Love It?
Aray Nahi Yaar….
Sahi Jawab: “Suno Meri Bra And Panty Kaha Rakhi Hai.“
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Non Veg Sms & Adult Non Veg Jokes
Non Veg sms and jokes are related to funny and dirty naughty dialogs among all the peoples from Indian and Pakistan.I have very Best and Latest collection of Non Veg sms & Non Veg Jokes According to The Public demand and you can send free in Pakistan.
Non Veg Sms, Non Veg Jokes, Hindi Non Veg Sms, Hindi Non Veg Jokes and Text Messages,Funny Non Veg Sms Jokes, Adult Non Veg Sms Jokes. Read all sms and jokes and send free to you friends.
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Ladki Usually Sex Karny Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai
March 2nd, 2010 
Rajput Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga
March 2nd, 2010 Rajput Dirty Non Veg Jokes
Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”
Tho sala chadne kyu nahi deta
March 2nd, 2010 Rajput Adults Funny Sms / Non Veg Jokes in Hindi / Sardar Hindi Sms / Urdu Funny Jokes
Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asked driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ?Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. Tho sala chadne kyu nahi deta
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I want a baby brother
February 28th, 2010 Rajput Funny Holi Jokes
Son: I want a baby brother.
Mom: Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son: Why don`t u give him a surprise? On This Holi
Non Veg Jokes Sms Collection of 2010
February 28th, 2010 Rajput Non Veg Jokes Sms
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Girl ………… Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else
Boy ……….. Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again
yesterday ..
Girl ………… To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do
Boy ………… Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo …
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wife ………. (Ghussey main) Tumharey damagh main to sirf gobhar hi bhara hai
Husband … (Pyar sey) To phir itni dair sey kha kyon rahi ho
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Non Veg Shayari
anjoos ….. arrey yaar aaj main ney ek aadmi ki jaan bachai
dost ….. woh kaisey ???
kanjoos …… main ney ek fakir sey poochha, “agar hazaar ka
note doon to kyaa kareyga”, woh bola “khushi sey
mar jaoonga “, main ney bola ” jaa nahi deta “, is
tarah main ney uski jaan bachai.
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Hindi Non Veg Sms
wife …….. Tum bahar jaatey ho to hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband.. Oh don’t worry jaan jaldi aa jaoonga
Wife …….. Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai ….
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Patient …… doctor sb. aapki nurse bohat achi hai, uskey haath
lagatey hi main theek ho gaya
doctor ……. haan haan pata hai, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak
aayi thi …
ma chudaye aisi holi
February 28th, 2010 Rajput Adults Holi Sms / Gandy Holi Sms / Adults Holi Jokes / Gandy Holi Jokes / Holi Jokes n Sms 2010
phagun mein jab aai holi
ek chut jhoom ke boli
koi mere sath bhi khele holi
lundo ne banai toli
raat bhar chut tatoli
subah uth ke chut boli
ma chudaye aisi holi
“~Happy Holi Sms “~
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Tags: Adults Holi Sms / Gandy Holi Sms / Adults Holi Jokes / Gandy Holi Jokes / Holi Jokes n Sms 2010 
Comments Off1 biwi aur 3 bacche
February 28th, 2010 Rajput Sardar Non Veg Jokes
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Budget allocates Rs 200 crore
February 27th, 2010 Rajput Budget allocates Rs 200 crore to restore Goa beaches, when the Goa govt is trying to shoo away bikini babes from the beaches!
Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai
February 27th, 2010 Rajput Ek Aadmi Garments Ki Dukaan Par Jata Hai Aur Underwear Maangta Hai
Shopkeeper Use Underwear Dikhata Hai
Aadmi: “Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “20vi Manjil Se Chalang Maar Ke Dekh Lo, Gaand Phatt Jayegi Per Ye Underwear Nahi Phatega“
