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Who Kon Log Hain Jo Yeh Kam Kar Rhe Hain

Teacher: Who Kon Say Bhen Bahi Hain Jinhon
Nay Nay Pakistan Bnany Kay Liye 24
Ghanto Main 18 Ghante Kam kia…..

Student:  M.A Jinah Fatima Jinah

Teacher: Who Kon Say Bhen Bahi Hain Jinhon
Nay Nay Pakistan Badnam Karny Main 24
Ghanto Main 18 Ghante Kam kar Rhay Hain..

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Who kia Hay Jo Cow Kay Pass 4 Aur Mere Pass 2 Hain?

Funny Conversation Between Girl and Me

Girl: Who kia Hay Jo Cow Kay Pass 4 Aur Mere Pass 2 Hain?

Me: Legs

Girl: Who Kia Hay Jo Tumari Pent Hay Aur Mere Shalwar Main Nahi?

Me: Jaib

Girl:Who Kia Hay Jo Din Main Karne Ki Bajye Raat Bistar Main Karte Hain?

Me: Aaram

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Samosa Aur Kachori

Lady Teacher:

Piyare  Bachoo Samosa Aur Kachori Main Kia Farq Hay Btao Please

Aik Shetan Bacha Bola:

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Nafrat Ka Jawab Mohabbat Main Day

Non Veg Sms

“Jab aap Kisi Sey Rooth Kar Nafrat Sey Baat Karo,
..,.aur Woh..
UsKa Jawab MOHABBAT sey Dey Tu Samajh jana k wo
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Tmhari gaand marny k chakar main hy…
Hahahaha
Luck londy baz compny…

Mota aur moti sheeda o choti

Master G Sheeday se:

koi Aashqi wala Sher sunao.

Sheeda:

“Mota marda Moti tay,

Pukha marda Roti tay,

Master G di 2 tiyan,

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“Dawlance” liya to baat bani,,,,

 

Ustad: Duniya ki sab se bahadur aur himmat wali aurat ka naam batao?

 

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Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.

 

Ladki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

 

Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai,

 

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Bas Karo Hun Na Rawoo

Non Veg Jokes


Aadmi martay wqt Biwi se: Sakeena, O jehra teri Almari wich Gold da set chori hoya si Na.. O main chukya si..

Sakena rotay huway:’tussi inj diyan gallan Na karo na’

Aadmi: Hor O teray Bhai ne jehra 1 lakh teray kol Amaanat rakhwaya si, O vi main chukya si..

Sakena Mazeed rotay huway: Bas v karo hun tussi..

Aadmi: Hor O teri kameti day Paisay vi Main e chukay si..

 

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Yeh tere kanjar dost

Latest Non Veg Sms

-: “Ae DiL tu TANHAIYON mein rehne ka AADI hoja….”

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