Every second per day offers its worth.
Early morning provides WISH,
Morning provides BELIEF,
Night provides ADORE,
Evening provides RELAXATION,
Wish you’ll have them all daily.

Girl: Mere Sath Who Karo Gay Plz

Boy: Nahi main kunwari girls kay sath nahi karta whooooo

Girl: Why?

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Mere Piyare Dosto

Naye Saal Ki Pehli Subah Mubarik Ho

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Happy

New

Year

SØ MUÇH

may ALLAH gv u alot of happines in nw year u alwayz keep smile ALLAH gv u sucess in every moment!

Latest New Year On liner Jokes

• To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
• When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year.
  I gave up thinking.
• Definition of a hangover:
  Wrath of Grapes.

New Year Jokes

2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2009: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2010: I will work out 3 days a week.
2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

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Happy New Year

Latest sms jokes messages in 2011

Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed
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or last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
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God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
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Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
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Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR….
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Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
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Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear… Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

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Free New Year Sms

Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Islami Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.

Latest new year sms

A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
“Happy New year”