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Papa Jaan Yaad Karin

Naughty Jokes

Father: Tum Nay Aj Tak Koi Aisa Kam Kia Hay Jis Say Mera Sar oncha huwa ho….

Son: Ji Papa Jan Yaad Karin Aik Dafa App Kay Sar Kay Nicahy Do Takkiye Rakhe thy ..

Aik 7 Saal Ka Bacha 1 Rs Ka Coin Kha Gaya Thha

Ek 7 Saal Ka Bacha 1 Rs Ka Coin Kha Gaya Thha.

2 Din Baad Uski Potty Mein Se Vo Coin Nikal Aya To Vo Bahut Khush Thha

Maa Ne Pucha: “Bete Kya Hua? Bada Khush Dikh Raha Hai Aaj”

Beta: “Mummy,

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Aik Pehlwaan Aur Aik Kutta……

Aik Pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya,

wo bhagtay bhagtay peechay murra aur bola…

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Kia pta ap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jae,

Is msg ko aage fwd zror karen.
Kia pta ap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jae.

Jin Lrkiyo ko “EID” pe Ghomne Phirne k lye ya Apni Frnds ko Jlane k lye Hndsum se boy Frnd ki zrorat ho to wo is no.
pe C0ntct Karen “0333-6136612″ “0313-8820276″

Thank U

Numbr change kr k ksi masom bachi ki EID khrab mat kr dyna.

Agar light he to GEO lagao?

Agar light he to GEO lagao jaldi Lahore Pace Shopping Mall main dhamaka

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Main bht Pareshan hon

Main bht Pareshan hon.

Neend nhi aati?

Sukon nhi?

Kisi kam m dil b nhi lagta

Doctor ne muje kaha hy Ap ki zindgi me
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Funny Naughty Ghareloo Totky!

Ghareloo Totky:

1-Agar apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len

Hisab brabar.

2-Dudh phat jay to safed dhagy se c len, Kesi ko pata nhe chalega.

3-Agar apka Qad chota hay tu 3,4 bar phansi laga len,

Agr bach gaen tu boht faida hoga.

4: Agar ap k bal girte hen tu tind krwa len

Phr nhi girengy.

5. Agar baalon k siray 2 moo k hogae hen to 1 moo kaat den simple.

6. Agar ghar me Makhiyan bohat hen, to

NAHA len;

Makhiyan khatam ho jaengi.

Who Tu Thek Hay

Doctor:

Bachey ko paani

dene se pehle ubaal

lena chahiye

Admi:

woh to theek hey per

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Yeh College kii Larrkiyaan

College Ki Larrkiyaan Yeh College

ki Larrkiyaan Kharrkti hain jin

ki Chattiyaan Tuu Duur se hi nazara ker Bas Mutth pe hi Guzara Ker Uttha Sheeshi tael

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