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Aaj Teacher Kiss Dain Gee

Kids Jokes

Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj Adha  Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere hath pe kiss kar sakta hay

Aur Jiss Nay Ajj Pora  Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere Gall pe kiss kar sakta hay

Student: Miss App Muje Break Time me Millain main ne

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Shahid Afridi kay Zehin

SHAHID AFRIDI KE ZEHN MEIN KIA H0TA HAI

Mere zehan mein hy bht kuch jese pakistan ke liye harna

Australia ke samne bacha ban jana
Jab team har jaey to motor bike pr bhagnaMere zehn pe ye sab kuch siwae jetne ki preshani ke…..
Kiun ke mein istamal krta hun f-16 naswar

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Son Says What is Politcis?

Son: Dad, I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?

Dad: Sure son, what’s the question?

Son: What is politics?
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Kanjoos Bania Aur Usa Ka Masoom Beta

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj
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Teacher Given A Topic To Kids “A Poor Family”

Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asks all students to write an essay on the topic
“A poor Family”,

One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as, she writes:

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, wo bhi bahut gareeb they! gher key sarey naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka mali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they,

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Four Brother Funny Names

There were 4 brothers named Nobody, Somebody, Mad, and Manners.

One day Nobody and Somebody were fighting so Mad called the police and said Nobody and Somebody are fighting.

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