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August 26th, 2011 
Rajput Advise Sms
Aik Admi Bzrug se: Allah ne sb ko Dolat di Mujhe kuch B nahi dia.
Buzrg: Main Tujhe 1 lakh Dinaar deta hon tu apna ek Hath kat kr Mujhe dede.
Admi: Nhi de skta.
Buzrg: 10 lakh Denar deta hon Mujhe ek Tang kat kr dede.
Admi: Nhi de skta.
Buzrg: Jitna mangyga us se zyda dunga Mujhe apni Aankhe dede.
Admi: Aap Mujhe sare jaha ki Dolat dedo, Main phr B nhi de skta.
October 31st, 2010 Rajput Agar Ghallat Fehmiyan Door Na Ki Jain To Ye Nafraton Mein Tabdeel Ho Jati Haen,
Aur Nafrat Dil ka Pagal Pan hy.
(Hazrat ALI R.A) _’gd nit+
October 11th, 2010 Rajput China ki Abadi
135 Crore hay aur
14 ministers hey.
India:127 Crore
26 ministers.
USA: 32 Crore
14 ministers.
UK:13 Crore
12 ministers.
Pak:17 Crore
96 ministers.
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China+India+USA+ UK=307Crore abaadi ke total ministers=66 jabke 17 Crore Abaadi ka pakistan Qarzo aur Ghurbat may Gharq Mulk ke 96 ministers Hey. PAKISTAN kaisey taraqqi karega. Think about it.
October 11th, 2010 Rajput Phamra Companies Sales Growth over YTD
In 2nd Quater
2010 according to IMS
1 GSK 5.4%
2 Abbott 24.3%
3 Pfizer 6.2%
4 Novartis 9%
5 Avintis 14.2%
6 Getz -14%
7 Roche -5%
8 Sami 9.4%
9 Merck 3%
10 Hilton 17%
11 Searle 2%
12 AGP 9%
13 Hignoon 3.3%
14 Bosch 7%
15 Bayer 4.4%
16 Squib -5%
17 OBS -2%
18 BH -11%
19 NESTLE 3%
20 IC1 7.2%
21 Jhonson 12%
22 Indus -1%
23 Atco -3%
24 CCL 8.3%
25 Lilly -5%
September 1st, 2010 Rajput Q.1:
Quran pak ki wo kon c sura hai jis mein sirf aik zer ata hai.
ANS:
SURA E IKHLAS
Q.2:
Un 2 jandaron k nam bataen jinhen baghair halal kiye khaya ja skta hai.
ANS:
FISH & TIDDI
Q.3:
Qayamat k din sb se pehly kinhein kapre pahnaye jaeynge?
ANS:
HAZRAT IBRAHEEM alaihis salam ko.
Q.4:
Sura yasin ko quran ka dil kaha jata hai sura REHMAN ko kia kaha jata hai?
ANS:
QURAN KI ZEENAT.
*kia aap yeh batein kisi ko bhi nahi btaein gay?
August 28th, 2010 Rajput JUMMA k din MAGHRIB or ISHA k darmiyan 3 baar SURAH FATEHA parhne se ALLAH pure saal k rizk ka intezam kar deta hai.
Yaad sè parhain
August 23rd, 2010 Rajput Ye 9 Baten kisi ke DIL me apki Izat Brha Sakti hyn:
1- Salam krna
2- Kisi ko Jgah dena
3-Asal Nam Se Pukarna
4-Bilawja Behas na krna
5-Befzol Bolne Se Bhtr hy k Chup Rhna 6-Apni Bt pe Arre Mt Rhna
7-2sre ki Bt b Tahmul se Suna 8-Apni Ghlti Tslim krna
9-Bin bole Rs.100 ka blc share krna..smjh to ap gye hogay..
August 18th, 2010 Rajput Wuzoo kr k sone k 4 fzaail hein
1.Us ki rooh Baitullah ka twaf krti ha
2.Frishte sari raat nekian likhte hen
3.Jb krwat bdalta ha tu frishte bakhshish kliye Dua krte hen
4.jb suba so kr uthta ha tu jo Dua mange wo qubul hoti ha
So,before sleeping wazoo ko apna mamul banaye…
Latest informational Islamic Good Night Sms
August 14th, 2010 Rajput 1= QURAN PAK me 4 masjidon k NAAM Aye hain
1 MASJID AL_HARAM
2 MASJID AQSA
3 MASJID QUBA
4 MASJID ZARAR
2= QURAN PAK me 3 shehron k Naam aye hain
1 MAKKA
2 MADINA
3 BA_BUL
3= QURAN PAK me 4 paharron k Naam Aye hain
1 KOHE TOOR
2 JODI
3 SAF_FA
4 MAR_WA
4= QURAN PAK me 4 dhaton k NAAM Aye hain
1 SONA
2 CHANDI
3 TAAM_BA
4 LO_HA
5= QURAN PAK me 4 SABZION k NAAM Aye Hain
1 PIYAAZ
2 LEHSAN
3 KAK_RI
4 SAAG
6= QURAN PAK me 3 DARAKHTON k NAAM Aye Hain
1 KHAJOR
2 ZAITOON
3 BERI
7= QURAN PAK me 5 PARINDON k NAAM Aye hain
1 HOD HOD
2 ABA_BEEL
3 KAW_WA
4 TEE_TAR
5 BATAIR.
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