Husband Wife Sms

Husband 2 wife : “Darling Business is going down,
If you learn to cook,
We can remove bavarchi.”

Wife To Husband : “Darling Asshole,
If u learn to

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Funny Jokes on Wife

She has 10 Husbands & Still a Virgin:

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

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Similarities between WIFE and EXAM -

husband wife sms

BV ko pata chala k us ka Shohar Mrdana Kamzori k Wajha se Plastic ka LUND istimal krta hy

BV: Ap ne aisa Q kiya?

Shohar: Janay do Bat barh jaigi

BV:Kese?

Shohar: Maine Kabhi Tum se kuch poocha?

BV: Mujh se kya pochtay maine koi ghalti nai k

Shohar: Acha to phir Pinky or Papu kya Plastic K Lun se Paida huay.

Miyan or Biwi ki bol chaal band thi

Koi zaruri baat karni hoti to bache k zarye baat karte:

Husband ka SEX ka mood hogaya, usne bache ko

kaha:

“Beta Ammi se kaho k letter type karna hy, Type

writer pe”?

Biwi ne kaha:

“Keh do Lal Ribbon laga hy baad me karna.”

3 din baad Biwi ne kehalwaya:

“Beta Abbu se kaho letter type karlen.”

Husband:

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Husband To Wife : Tum Meri Zindagi mein ho Aur….

Wife : Aur kya ??
Husband : Aur…

Wife shouted : Aur kya batao bhi….?

Husband : Aur

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare
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