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India Pakistan Ka Sala

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.

Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

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Sania Mirza says to shoaib

Sania Mirza says she doesn’t want kids now. Now, she wants to focus on
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latest funny sardar biwi joke

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Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

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Budget allocates Rs 200 crore

Budget allocates Rs 200 crore to restore Goa beaches, when the Goa govt is trying to shoo away bikini babes from the beaches!

agar aisa hota toh aaj aap

Funny Hindi Sms

Masterji(class mein)-:Agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye toh woh puri hoti hai
Ladka-:Rehne do sir agar aisa hota toh aaj aap mere sirji nahi sasurji hote !!

what is that u keep in ur mouth

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

U r a gr8 detective

Karamchand to his secretary: Today u have not worn up panties, y?
Secretary: U r a gr8 detective. How did u come 2 know this?
Karamchand: Tooday, I saw dandruff on your shoes

What is pure Hindi name of Condom

What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

Nikaal kar khara kar don ga

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

Hehehe karna bandh karo warna Nikaal kar khara kar don ga


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