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February 5th, 2010 
Rajput Batao aaj kahan milo ge tum
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Batao aaj kahan milo ge tum,
Tumhe ek phul dena hay,
Tum se ek ehed lena hay,
Tmhay eimaan kehna hay,
Tumhe Dil,Dharkan,Jaan kehna hay,
Jo Juda karne Ki han Sazishen,
Unhen Bejaan kehna hay,
Humen tmse boht kuch kehna hay,
Btao,
kia mohobbat me ek phool Kafi hoga?,
Ya phir tum chaan mango ge,
Ya meri jaan mango ge,
Ya hamesh ka sath mango ge,
Ya phir Hijar ka azaab mango ge?,
Btao,
kahan milo ge tum,?,
Tmhey ek phul dena hay!,
Gham salamat hai to piite he rahenge lekin
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Intezamaat naye sire se sambhaale jaayen
jItane kam-zarf hain mehafil se nikaale jaayen
……
Mera ghar aag kii lapato me chhupaa hai lekin
Jab mazaa hai tere aangan me ujaale jaayen
……
Gham salamat hai to piite he rahenge lekin
Pehale maikhane ke haalat sambhaale jaayen
……
Khaalii waqton me kahiin baith ke rolen yaaro
Fursaten hain to samandar he khangaale jaayen
……
Ham bhi pyase hain ye ehasaas to ho saqi ko
Khali shishe he havaon me. uchhale jaayen
……
Aao shahar me naye dost banaayen “deep”
Aastino me chalo saanp he paale jaayen
Mila wo bhi nahi karte
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Mila wo bhi nahi karte , mila hum bhi nahi karte
Wafa wo bhi nahi karte , wafa hum bhi nahi karte…
Unhe ruswai ka dukh , hume tanhai ka darr,
Gila wo bhi nahi karte, shikwa hum bhi nahi karte..
Kisi mor par takrao ho jata hai aksar,
Ruka wo bhi nahi karte , thehra hum bhi nahi karte.
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Tum Meri Ho Jao Gi Aik Din
February 5th, 2010 Rajput Mujhe Kaamil Yaqeen Hai Tum Meri Ho Jao Gi Aik Din
.
Tumhare Dil Mai Utroon Ga, Muhabbat Ki Sada Ban Ker
.
Mere Josh-e-Janoon Per Sari Khalqat Mujh Ko Takti Hai
.
Zara Tum Bhi Nazar Dalo, Na Bhetho Yun Hassen Ban Ker
.
Tumhein Yeh Raaz Batla Doon, Ke Akser Chaand Ratoon Main
.
Tere Aangan Mai Aata Hoon Sitaron Ki Zaya Ban Ker
.
Jigar Ka Khoon Laya Hoon Tere Singhar Ki Khaatir
.
Hatheli Per Racha Lena Yeh Mehkey Ga Heena Ban Ker
.
Tumhein Jab Yaad Karta Hoon To Kesey Jaan Sulagti Hai
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Tumhein Bhi Taras Aaye Ga Kabhi Socho ‘Raza’ Ban Ker
Main bhool jana chahta hoon
January 26th, 2010 Rajput Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon
Suno ! Main Muskurana Chahta Hoon
Dukhi Rehnay Ki Aadat Ho Gai Hai
Mager Ab Gungunana chahta Hoon
Puraney Sab Taluq Toor Ker Ab
Nai Duniya Basana Chahta Hoon
Woh Nazmen Paaon Se Lipti Hain Lakin
Main Un sey Jaan Churana Chahta Hoon
Woh Sab Tohfey Woh sookhey Phool Sarey
Main Ab Un Ko Jalana Chahta Hoon
Main Utna Pass Aata Hoon Tumharey
Main Jitna Door Jana Chahta Hoon
Maery Hamdam, Haqeeqat Hai Yeh Meri
Main Teray Pass Aana Chahta Hoon
Ubhrney Ki Koi Khahish Nahin Hai
K Ab Main Doob Jana Chahta Hoon
Kabhi geet labon par atey hain
January 23rd, 2010 Rajput Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley
Kabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hain
Kabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain,
Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain,
Kabhi zaat mein gum ho jatey hain,
Kabhi chup ki mohar sajatey hain,
Kabhi geet labon par atey hain,
Kabhi sab ka dil behlatey hain,
Kabhi khud tanha ho jate hain,
Kabhi shab bhar jagtey rehtey hain,
Kabhi lambi taan k sotey hain,
Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Bas,
apney aap mein rehtey hain…
Jin rahon pe ik umer tere sath raha hun,
Kuch roz se wo raste sunsan bohat hain..
Mil jao kabhi laut k phir aon na shayed,
Kamzor hun mein rah mein tufan bohat hain..
Ik tum hi nahi meri judai mein pareshan,
Hum bhi tu teri chah mein veeran bohat hain..
Ik tark-e-wafa pe mein usay kaise bhula dun,
Mujh per abhi os shakhs k ehsan bohat hain..
Bhar aaien na aankhein tu mein ik bat bataon,
Ab tujh se bicher jane k imkan bohat hain.. ..
Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai
January 17th, 2010 Rajput Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde
ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
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