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Latest Tips 4 Hips

Hips ko gora karne ki 3 tips…

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When was it that you last had sex

LADY- I feel I have an infection in my vagina

DOCTOR- Well…. When was it that you last had sex

LADY - About 6 months back
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Bechara Gandu Jo Tha

Ek Gandu Thha Wo SMS Padh Raha Tha

Use Pata Bhi Tha Ke Sender Usko Gandu Kah Raha Thha
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Please Wear Helmet & Condom

“Accidents Take A Minute But The Suffering Could Be Life Time“.

Please Wear Helmet & Condom On

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Ye kmine tmko pani nhi denge

GABBAR:Tatti kr basnti.

HERO:Nhi basnti in kutto k samne mt krna.

Ye kmine tmko pani nhi denge

Or tmhary chutar us kutte se chtwaenge

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its For all Gando’s

Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka
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All The Night i Tired

Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon?

A: So that they can screw the tired man all night

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Women Having Pain – When?

Latest New Urdu Gandy Latifay

Woman was having pain during delivery.

Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for

the Baby and then tight for the

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Married, Un-Married Women

Gandy Latifay

If A Married Women is Called “Polo”………

The Mint With a With a “Hole”

Whats an un-married Women Called?

Ans:Center Fresh


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