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Free Jokes :- At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said,

Free Jokes:- “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?” “Good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.” “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer free jokes in hindi .

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free jokes:- But on he went, in his obnoxious way, “What about all these biscuit purchases. What do you do with the crumbs?” “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits.” “I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

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‘Well, Rabbi,’ he went on, ‘what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?””Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick Free Jokes

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“Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!”
“You say Im a bitch such as its a bad thing?!”
“How lots of times do I need to flush before you go away?”
“Well this day was a total waste of make-up”
“Well are not we a bloody ray of sunshine?”
“Dont bother me, Im living happily ever after.”
“Do I look such as a fucking people person!”
“This isnt an office. Its HELL with fluorescent lighting”
“I started out with nothing still have most of it left”
“I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me”
“YOU!!… off my planet!!!”

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Free Jokes Sms in Hindi

Love Sms

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex . luv is respect
& trust, accepting a person with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips..
saying “push it more”- 2

Urdu Gandy Sms

Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12
kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.

Sexy Sms Jokes

Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.

Adult Sms

A Chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-

Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.

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Brother John entered the “Monastery of Silence” and the Abbott said,
“Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”

Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbott said to him, “Brother John, you have been here five years now; you may speak two words.”

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