Dirty Jokes on Husband  Wife

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago,

The wife asked the husband: “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replied:“All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”

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Dirty Jokes on Sabzi Wala

Aalu Lo, Bhindi Lo, Bengan Lo,

Ghiya Lo, Gobhi Lo, Aadu Lo,

Kela Lo, Tamaatar Lo, Karela Lo,

Jo Dil Kare Ohi Lo Bhai Kyunki..

Bund Tuhadi Hai..

Today  Outstanding Dirty Sms Jokes

Khaansi k mareezon k liye khushkhabri..

Balgham nikaalnay ka asaan elaaj.

subha sham 10 dafa jaldi jaldi bolain

Khyber Pakhtoonkhwah,

Khyber Pakhtoonkhwah.

NAME: Rani Jamadarni

Pesha: Jhaaro dyna

SPECIALIST: Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth: 16/03/74

WEIGHT:85 Kgs

HEIGHT: 5’5″

COLOR: Dark chocolate black

BIRTH PLACE:Bhains Colony karachi

DREAM: Shaadi karun ge to sirf sms pharny waly sy

Oye hoye..
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Latest Dirty SmsJokes in Hindi

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki
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Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha

1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?

Dr: Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.

Magar Kese?

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Kamzor Dil Wale Plz ye sms na parhen

Ek bht khubsurat Larki hoti hy
Gali ka har Larka usay pasand krta tha

Ek bar us ki Tabiyat khraab ho gayi
Us ko ultiyan aane lagin

Us ne ek glass mein Ulti ki aur kaha

“Jo mujh se Sacha Pyar Kart hy Wo ye ulti pee le”

Ek larka tayar ho jata hy Wo Aadha Glass peene
k baad ruk jata hy
Tou Larki puchti hy
“Kia hua ruk Q gaye?”
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Ek admi public Bathroom gia

0r 2 ghanty bad nikla:

Bahr betha jmadar bola: “40 rupe”

Admi bola:

“kameene me tat’ti keti aa
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Theater Mein Naari Pradhan Film Chal Rahi Thhi

Ek Ladki Josh Mein Khadi Ho Kar Boli

“Aaj Naari (Larki ) Khadi Ho Jaaye To Kya Nahi Kar Sakti?”
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