HaPpY 2099.

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I’m the 1st who wished you.Pata nahi

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Sexy Sms

3 College girls aapis mein baatein kar rahi hain..

1st Girl:

HATH mein lo, to DABANAY ko DIL karta hai..

2nd Girl:

Haan yaar, aur agar DABAO, to CHOOSNAY ko DIL karta hai..

3rd Girl:

Aur aur jab

CHOOSO, to DIL hee nahi karta,

keh mounh se bahar nikalo, jab tak ke poora rus mounh mein nikal na jaey…

Kiyoon

Keh

SAAL mein ek hee baar to aata hai..

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Double Meaning Sms

Ap k liye apni jaan kon de sakta Hay ?

Select NO.

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Plz Reply

Mat krna

Apko ghar me dosri dfa salan koi Nahi Deta to jaan kon dega:

Latest Funny Jokes

Send dis SmS 2 ur friends & get cool replies..

Agar ap ko in me sy mri koi chezen leny ka moqa mle to ap kya lena psnd krn gy..??.

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Latest Double Meaning Sms

‘Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
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Angrez B Na!

Ye Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehte hen,

Hum inko Pagal,

Ye hamen MAD kehte hen,

jeeti jaagti Ammi ko Mummy,

OR Zinda Baap ko b DEAD kehte hen.

Kitne paagal hain ye,

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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Evolution of man: shadi sy phaly,.

.HERO no.1 shadi k baad: CooLIE NO.1

shadi sy bääd: maine pyar kiya shadi ky bad:ye mainy kiya kiya.

*Ek Aurat ny ‘HIRRN’ (Deer) pakaya, magar apny bachon ko us ka nam na bataya k ye kia cheez hy

Lekin 1 Hint dia aur Sharmaty howy boli: “Ye wo hy jo Tumhary Papa mujhy pyar sy aksar kehty hyn

*Achanak ek Bacha chilaya:
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