10 Logon Ko Send Kar K Taleem Ko Manga Karen…!!!

A For Saib
B For Kela
C For Billi
D For Kutta
E For Hathi
F For Machli
G For Bakri
H For Ghora

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Conductor : baccha ko ticket ?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
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Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;  jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe…!
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I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul, Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool, Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona… Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.

Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai;
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.!!

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira

There were 2 friends JO and WO. One day JO got frightened seeing a snake and suddenly WO died…
Why did WO die???

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Becoz,,, There were 2 friends JO and WO. One day JO got frightened seeing a snake and suddenly WO died…
Why did WO die???
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