Archive for September, 2010

Beta Ye To Gubbare Hay..

Ek Bar Ek Baccha Apni Mummy Ke Breast Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Puchta Hai: “Mummy Ye Kya Hai?”

Mummy: “Beta Ye To Gubbare Hai”

Baccha: “To Mausi Ke Chote Kyo Hai?”

Mummy: “Tune Uske Kab Dekhe?”

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Chalo Bacho Ab So Jao

Chalo Bacho Ab So Jao

Raat Honay Ko Aye Hay

Uncle Anti, Bhayya Bahbi, Mamo Mami… ko Tnag Maat Karo

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The Smart Blonde Goes Down…

Once there is a high magical water park slide. When you went down the slide you would land in whatever you would say. There was a red head, a burnette and a blonde going down slide.

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A Black Fucking Man to White Lady

A Black Man Fucking A White Lady On Green Grass With Pink Condom.

To Batao Bachcha Kis Rang Ka Hoga?
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Bahi Pe Shak, Biwi Ki Panty Ka Alzam

Santa Banta Se: “Muje Shak Hai Meri Biwi Ki Panty Tere Bedroom Mein Hai?”

Banta: “Par Gadhe, Bhabhi Panty Kaha Pehnti Hai?”

Santa: “Are Haan, Sorry Yaar Maine Tujhpe Vese Hi Shak Kiya“

Susral, Enjnoy Karnay Wali Cheez..

Ek Shehar Ka Ladka Pehli Baar Apni Sasural Mein Gaya

Vahan Jaakar Apne Sale Se Pucha: “Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheej Hai Kya?”

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Ye Tharak Na Hogi Kam

1. Bgagya Vidhata – Baja De Baaja
2. Laagi Tujhse Lagan – Chudu Tujhse Sajan
3. Na Aana Is Desh Meri Lado – Na Dena Chut Meri Lado
4. Thoda Hai Bas Thode Ki Jrurat Hai – Loda Hai Bas Choot Ki Jarurat Hai
5. Balika Vadhu – Bal Kaat Ke Chodu
6. Khatro Ke Khiladi – Chut Ke Pujari
7. Aiso Na Karo Vida – Aisa Na Chodo
8. Bairy Piya – Dheere Se Piya
9. Ye Pyar Na Hoga Kam – Ye Tharak Na Hogi Kam
10. Jhansi Ki Rani – Jhato Ki Presaani
11. Ram Milaye Jodi – Piya Bnaye Ghodi
12. Sanjog Se Bani Sangini – Chudte Chudte Bani Randi
13. Mera Naam Kregi Rosan – Mere Lund Pe Lgayegi Lotion

Combination of Couples

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Non Veg Sexy Shayari on Girls

Yun Honton Say Hont Mila Lena
Phir Hath Boobs Pe Phira Dena

Phir Choot Ka Pani Nikal Dena
Kuch Apne Lun To Dikha Dena

Kuch Mari Choot Ko Dekh Lena
Kuch Choot Ko Bhee Chat Lena

Kuch Apni Pyaas Bujha Lena
Kuch Hamari Pyaas Bhada Dena

Thoda Choot Main Lun Dala Dena
Aur Choot Main Khoob Ghuma Dena

Phir Main Lun Pay Bathoon Gee
Aur Khoob Chudai Kawaoon Gee

Aur Apni Pyaas Bujhaoon Gee
Aur Tumhari Pyaas Bharu Gee


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