Archive for August, 2010

A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce

A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce…Judge asks Lady “Why do you want divorce?”
Lady: Despite Knowin That I’m Vegetarian, He Forces Me

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Tere Pure Khandan Di

Teri Maa Di,
Tere Peo Di,
Teri Behan Di,
Tere Bhra Di,
Teri Bhabi Di,
Tere Pure Khandan Di,
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

Good Morning

Ramzan Ka Chand Nazar Aya?

Chand nzr aya?
( ‘:’ )Nai?
(”)(”)
Edhr dykho!
(’: ‘ )
(”)(”)
Nai?
Udhr?
( ‘:’)
(”)(”)
Nai?
( ‘:’ )
(”)(”).

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Dive in its depth & go down

-_-_-_-_-_-
-_-_-_-_-_-
its the ocean of love….
Dive in its depth & go down.
down
down
down
down
down
down
down

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Thapar MARU KYA?

Missng me?
(>” “<)
-(,,)’-'(,,)-

(>” “<)
( ‘o’ ) no!
-(,,)–(,,)-

(>” “<) (”’)
( ‘o’ )/ /
-(,,)–
Thapar MARU KYA?

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2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,

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Mausam Hai Barish Ka Aur Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Barsaat Shayari Collection

Mausam Hai Barish Ka Aur Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai,
Barish Ke Har Qatre Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hai.

Badal Jab Garajte Hain, Dil Ki Dharkan Badh Jati Hai,
Dil Ki Har Ek Dharkan Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hai.

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iko bhi lagego ke?

Conductor : baccha ko ticket ?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
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