Archive for August, 2010

Sasurji Ne Doosri Shaadi Ker li?

Patni : Arey Sasurji Ne Doosri Shaadi Ker li aapne Unko Kuch nahi Bola ??
Pati : Kyonki Unhone mujhse wada kia hai

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Alcohol contains female hormones?

“Alcohol contains female hormones”
PROOF:
After drinking
1. Men talk unnecessarily,
2.Become over emotional,
3.Drive badly,
4.Stop thinking,
5. Fight for nothing….

Tere Bin Udas Hay Koi?

Keh Dena Us Meethi Neend Soney Wale ko Aye Baad.e.Saba

Koi Bohat Udas Hai Tere Bin,

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I’m Still All Alone

Another Day Has Gone.

I’m Still All Alone.
How Could This Be You’re Not Here With Me…

Good Night

Doctor:Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun

Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha

1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?

Dr: Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.

Magar Kese?

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Aik bohat Khobsorat Larki Hoti Hay?

Kamzor Dil Wale Plz ye sms na parhen

Ek bht khubsurat Larki hoti hy
Gali ka har Larka usay pasand krta tha

Ek bar us ki Tabiyat khraab ho gayi
Us ko ultiyan aane lagin

Us ne ek glass mein Ulti ki aur kaha

“Jo mujh se Sacha Pyar Kart hy Wo ye ulti pee le”

Ek larka tayar ho jata hy Wo Aadha Glass peene
k baad ruk jata hy
Tou Larki puchti hy
“Kia hua ruk Q gaye?”
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Khargosh, Kachwa, Aur Fsc And Admission

Khargosh k F.sc me Aye 75% marks

Kachway K 50%

Phr b Kachway ka Univrsty Me Admision Ho Gya;

KAISE?

Sports base pe

Yaad nahi

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Hun rumaal andar reh gaya Hay

SARDARNI:Tenu keya c na k condom di jaga rumaal na ban

Hun rumaal andar reh gaya ay

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Bush aur Zardari

Eik hi saff main kharay ho gaye Bush aur Zardari,

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