Archive for July, 2010

Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost

Fooli Hui Roti Kabi Kacchi Nahi Hoti,

Ansu Bahane Wali Har Ladi Sachhi Nahi Hoti

Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost,

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Kisses blown r kisses wasted

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.
Kisses r not kisses unless they r tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs r hated,
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Salam, Good Morning, Have a nice day

Salam-E-Alaequm

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Good Morning
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Have A Nice Day

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Thanks

Morning Keys

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Adorable, Sexy, n Great, Doggy Style

Collection of Adult Sms

You are cute, you are adorable, sexy, n great,
Now I broke the ice, would you like to mate?

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Shorter the skirt better the view.

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Lipstick kharab hogi

Man: Kiss Karun?
Wmen: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Women: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Women: Period me hun.?

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U should be either in a part of problem

“U should be either in a part of problem “or
“U should be either in a part of solution”
So start u r day in ur own style..
“Good Morning”

Sex is fun. sex is fine, Realy

Sex is fun. sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69,
Just 4 fun or getting paid,
Everyone loves getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack,

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Bill Dadi Dain Gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.

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