Archive for June, 2010

Love if on lips

A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek,
love if on lips,
passion if on breast,
humor if on navel,
sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.

Lanat ho baho tujh pe

SAAS:

Lanat ho baho tujh pe k 8 saal baad ek bacha peda kia….

BAHO:

Mujh se ziada Lanat tmharay betay pe ho! agr Os k aasray pe rehti tu ye bhi na hota….

X’cuse me Good Nite & Gud Morning

X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”

Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”

Woh gir gaya jo unchayoun kay sath raha

Woh gir gaya jo unchayoun kay sath raha

Ajeb sakhsh tha parchayoun kay sath raha

akela us ko dekha nahi kisi naye kabhi

woh jis jagah raha ruswayiuon kay sath raha

Zindagi Ki pyas

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Good Night Latest Meaning

G= Go 2 Bed
O= off The Lights
O
= Out of Tension
D
= Dream Comes

N= Nice Sleep
I = Ignore Worries
G = Get Up Early
H
= Have A Nice Day
T= Thank God Always

I ordered bats 2 guard u tight

As u go 2 bed 2night,

I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.

I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt,

i’LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

Future Payoff..

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

How sick are u?

Bloke calls work : “Boss, cannae come in tae work. I’m sick”
Boss asks: “How sick are u?”
Bloke: “I’m F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???”


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