Archive for June, 2010

Kitaabain Phar Day Ga

Larki wale: Hum Abhi apni beti ki Shadi nai kr skte abhi larki Study Kr rahi hy…

Larke wale: To hamara beta bacha hy kia jo uski kitaabain phaar dega……

Main Panties Nahi Pahnti

Madam Ki Nayi Important Panties Ghar Mein Ghum Ho Gayi.

Usne Apne Ghar Wale Se Pucha: “Tumne Kahin Dekhi Hai?”

Husband Ne Kaam Wali Se Pucha: “Tere Pass To Nahi Hai?”

Kaamwali: “Saab Ji Aapko To Maloom Hi Hai Ki Main Panties Nahi Pahnti“

Tuu Kall Kyo Nahi Aayi

Sardar Teacher To His Student Girl: “Tu Kall Kyo Nahi Aayi”

Girl: “Sir Kall Mainu Tattiaan* Lagg Gaiyan Si”

Teacher: “Pher Ki Hoya Sade Tatte Lagge Ne Asi Tan Roz Aunde Aa”

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Tattian = Loose Motions

Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main

Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main, Swapan-Dosh Ho Gaya

Unka To Kuch Nahi Gaya, Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Ga

Sawap = Dream
Kaccha = Underwear

Relation Between Man And Women

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Ladki Ladki Say

Ladki Ladki Se: “Bina Guthli Wala Aam Kahan Milta Hai?”

Ladki: “Arey Esa Bhi Koi Aam Hota Hai? Mujhe Nahi Pata Kahan Milega”

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The Old Man’s Stories

The First One Said: “My Hands Shake So Bad That Today I Shaved And I Cut My Face!”

Second Old Man. “My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!”

The Third Old Man Laughed And Said: “That’s Nothing Friends. My Hands Shake
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Have a Wonderful.*”.”*”Day”*”.”*.

ASCII Good Morning Sms

.*”Always”*.Welcome a New Day With a

.*”Smile”*. On Your .*”Face”*..*”.”*”Love”*”.”*.

In Your.*”.”*Heart*”.”*. .*”Thoughts “*.

In Your.*”.”*Mind*”.”*.

And You Will.*”.”*Always*”.”*.Have a Wonderful.*”.”*”Day”*”.”*.

“GOOD MORNING”

Hahaha Band karo Warna Nikal kAY Khara Kar Doon Ga

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
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