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mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
Archive for June, 2010
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
June 29th, 2010 
Rajput 
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5
June 29th, 2010 Rajput Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe
Taxi driver to sardar:-
June 29th, 2010 Rajput Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Son to sardar ‘papa…
June 29th, 2010 Rajput Son to sardar
‘papa…
5+5 kitne hotay hain?
Sardar
‘ullu de pathay,
nalaiq,
Idiot,
Besharam,
Gadhay…
Tujhe kuch nahi ata..
Jaa andar se calculator la.!!
Hontoon pay Hansi aur…..
June 29th, 2010 Rajput Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi,
Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi,
Kuch Maang k to dekh a mere Dost,
Hontoon pay Hansi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi
Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
June 29th, 2010 Rajput Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.
” DOSTI aisi hoti hai”
June 29th, 2010 Rajput Muskaan Tere Hotho pe Khushi mere Dil me Hoti hai,
Agar dard Tere Dil ko ho to Ankhen Meri Roti Hai.
Tu Mehsoos toh krke Dekh Dost,
” DOSTI aisi hoti hai”
Kal halki halki barish thi,
June 29th, 2010 Rajput Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Tonight v r goin for a party!
June 28th, 2010 Rajput One day the PENIS tells the balls: Tonight v r goin for a party!
The balls reply: U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!
