Archive for June, 2010

Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

I like u……

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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..
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:

Defination of a nurse:

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Your anniversary marks the day

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao!

ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,

ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR -e- ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai, HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho, ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai..

sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor ….

sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor k chali gayi. freind: tu us ka khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga. sardar:arre yaar sagi behan ki terah rakhta tha.

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p


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