Archive for May, 2010

1000 Nikal Warna Kaaat Loongi

A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaaat Loongi”

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Kitna bhi chaho Nahi bhol paoge

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Pathan ka baap kaun

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50

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New Birthday Sms: Mere Birthday Ka Gift Kia Ho Ga

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

Eh Masla Ki Hai Asal Cheez Kider hay

Eh Masla Ki Hai?

Santa Banta Se: “Yaar Mere Ko Ek Baat Samajh Mein Nahi Aati?”

Hair Oil Ke Add Me Oil Dikhate Hai,

Tea Ke Add Me Tea Leaf Dekhate Hai

Police Ke Add Me Police Dekhate Hai

Par Whisper Ke Add Me Kuch Nahi Dikhate

Eh Masla Ki Hai?

Love Report

Most people hate cell phone use on trains; I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do, read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour�s worst date ever? Liza Mundy

Sms Friends: A Friend is like a gud bra

A gud friend is like a gud bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

Lifetime Incoming Free

Ek Reliance Girl Ki Bra Par Likha Tha: “Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein”

To Uske Panty Per Kya Likha Hoga??

“Lifetime Incoming Free”

Yeh Sex Kya Hota Hai?

Chote Bache Ne Apni Maa Se Pucha

Maa, Sex Kya Hota Hai?

Maa Tension Mein Aa Gayi Fir Usne Apne Bete Ko Sab Kuch Explain Kar Diya
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