Archive for April, 2010

Yeh Kia Hay

Quest: “Ladke Wale Ladki Walon Se Ladki Ka Haath Kab Mangte Hain?”

Ans: “Jab Ladke Ka Haath Thak Jata Hai“

Beta Ab To Sab Theek Hai Na

Sardar Ji Ne Ek Din Apne Bete Ko Muth Marte Dekha
To Kuch Dino Baad Uski Shadi Ker Di. (more…)

Kabhi Os Ka,

Kabhi Os Ka,
Kabhi Is Ka,
Kabhi Mera Hua,

! Faraz !

Os Ne Husn Gawa Dia Tijarat Krte Krte ..!!

Sleep with peace

Sleep with peace,
Wake with hope,
Go everywhere wit joy,
Take with faith,
Carry favour around u
and have a gud night.

God’ll not give u a burden u can’t handle.

God’ll not give u a burden u can’t handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve, Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it! Good morning

Gift of salam

Receive this gift of salam
Rapped with love
Tied with care &
Sealed with dua
To keep u safe &
Happy on every day !!!

Tax on Sex opps

udge: U r fined Rs 11420
Rapist: 11420 ??
Judge: 10000 for rape, 10.2% entertainment tax & 4% VAT

Tujhe sab ne bola kya

Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!

Sardar Ki Shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan… ;->


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