Archive for April, 2010

Future Tense Banao

Teacher Bachon Se: “Dopehar Ko Sham Ne Ram Ki Behan Se Pyaar Kiya” Bacho Iska Future Tense Banao.”
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Love, Set or Dhoka

Did Sania Mirza cheat her fiance?
She was dating cricketer Shoaib Malik for the last six months, even during her engagement period!

Sorry Love I have Found My Match Partner

Now open Your Books

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Assalam-O-Aalaikum

Birds are standing at your window,
waiting for you to say.
Assalam-O-Aalaikum,
“SUBHA BAKHAIR”,,,.!!!
GOOD MORNING
Have a nice day

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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year !2010!

3 type of love poetry

As BACHELOR:
Taqdir Hai Magar Qismat nahi Khulti
Taj Mahal Banana Chahta Hon
Magar Mumtaz Nahi MILTI.

As LOVER:
Taqdir hai Magar Qismat Nahi Khulti
Mumtaz Mil Gai Hai
Magar Shadi Nahi KARTI.

As MARRIED:
Taqdeer hai Magar Qismat Nahi Khulti
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Hindu Muslim Christan Sardar how to call his in the morning

Hindu:
Priya utho swera ho gea.

Muslim:
Begum utho soraj nikal aya.

Christan:
Darling get up its morning.

Sardar:
Utho soniyo! Tatti Shatti kar lo :-)

India Pakistan Ka Sala

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.

Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

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