Archive for April, 2010

Ab tu milnay chalay aaoo

Sabi udas mosam hay kabi melne chalay aaoo,
.
Hejar main hum gum sum hay kabi milnay chalay aaoo,
.
Tumhari yaad ab dil ko buhat takleef deti hai,
.
Ke ab ank hai purnam kabi milnay chalay aaoo…

Raat me jugnu ki jagmagaht

Hindi Good Night Shayari

Taro ki chhao me 1 palki banai hai,
Ye palki maine bade pyar se sajai hai,
ey hawa zara mand mand chalna,
mere DOST ko badi pyari nind aai hai.
Good Night

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Keep quite a day

Santa: If I could buy silence from the market I would have bought it.
Jeeto: Give me Rs 500/- and I will keep quite for a day.

Bas Ab Kuch Na Kar

Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,

Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,

Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,

Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!

100 Feet Height

Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Feet Height
Hero: I don’t know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty

Say only on one line

Old chinese proverb says: “Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.”

Dil ne to bohat chaha

Kia karta akaila main saja kar kOi mEhfil
Jab shehar main kisi ne nibahna hi nahi tha

Dil ne to bOhat chaha magar kis tarah jeetay
JeenaY k liye kOi bahana hi nahi tha

Mur mur k dekhta raha maiN Umar bhar magar
Tum aaye nahi tum ko to aana hi nahi tha

Aik rasta bacha tha wO bhi lotne ka tha
Jata main kahaN kOi thikana hi nahi tha

Santa wants another man

Santa: When I am gone you will never find another man like me.
Jeeto: What makes you think I would want another man like you?

Arz Kiya hai

Adults Gandi Sexy Poems

Nazm ka Unwaan Hai

Baba Aur Pappu

Arz Kiya hai

Baba Bakriyan Chaar da,

Bund Pappu di Maar Da,

Pappu nassan di karay,

Baba andar rakhan di karay,

Pappu vichara ro peya,

Babay da andar he cho peya,

Baba Bund maar k nass gaya,

Pappu Mesges  Parh k Huss peya…


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