Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Archive for April, 2010
Love is a gamble
April 30th, 2010
zubair Most interesting line
April 30th, 2010
zubair Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
nobody had a watch but everyone had time
April 30th, 2010
Rajput In the past, nobody had a watch but everyone had time. Now everyone has a watch but nobody has time.
What is invisible sex?
April 30th, 2010
Rajput What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
Sex Style for in 70 Year
April 30th, 2010
Rajput 70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style Kon Sa hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se..?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.
Hum Kho Jaty Hain
April 30th, 2010
Rajput Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me zamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
Happiness is like penis
April 30th, 2010
Rajput Happiness is like penis;
always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it,
u’ll realize how big & precious it is!
Janu Kuch Karo
April 30th, 2010
Rajput Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.
Hotel for lun
April 30th, 2010
Rajput Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside…
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