Archive for April, 2010

Love is a gamble

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Most interesting line

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

nobody had a watch but everyone had time

In the past, nobody had a watch but everyone had time. Now everyone has a watch but nobody has time.

What is invisible sex?

What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.

Sex Style for in 70 Year

70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style Kon Sa hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se..?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.

Hum Kho Jaty Hain

Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai

Unko bataane me zamaane lag jaate hai

Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai

Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.

Happiness is like penis

Happiness is like penis;
always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it,
u’ll realize how big & precious it is!

Janu Kuch Karo

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.

Hotel for lun

Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside…


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