Archive for March, 2010

Aaghaz-E-Mohabat Main

Itna Toot Kay Na Chaaho Usay Aaghaz-E-Mohabat Main

“Faraz”

Kia Pata Us Ka Dost Us Se Bhi Ziyada Piyara Ho–

Finding another way

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Word Hello Stands for

The Word “Hello” means
H=How R U
E=Everything all right
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously,

I miss you!
Good Morning my friend

I wish you all

With my 1 Heart…2 eyes.
With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 liter blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai

Baat Din Ki Nahi
Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Ghar Hai Kacha Mera
Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye
Zindagi Ab Teri Saughaat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Pyaar Ko Chor Ker Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo
Ab Mujhay Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Meri Khaatir Na Wo Bandnaam Kahein Ho Jaein
Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai

Waa Kia Ghar Mila Hay

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”

Muje Apna Bna Loo

Sadyon Se Ik Sapna Hai,
Kaho Pura Karo Gey Tum?

Bhool Jao Mere Siwa Sub Kuch,
Kaho Aisa Karo Gey Tum?

Nhi Kuch Or Tamana Ab
K Bus Mere Ho Jao Tum

Kbhi Na Chor K Jao Gey,
Kaho Aisa Karo Gey Tum?

Faqt Ik lafz Sunne Ko
Kai Barso se Tarsa Hun

MUJHE APNA BANA LO Tum
Kaho Aisa Karo Gey Tum.

Customer complaints on condom

Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints .

you are in my heart

Dolphin said To Water:
U Can’t See My Tears
Bcoz I Am in The Water.
Water Reply:
But I Can Feel Ur Tears
Bcoz U R in My Heart.
That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.


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