Archive for March, 2010

shadi kay jory

Pathan:Yara ye shadi ke jory kahan banty hain?

Sardar:Asmana ty.

Pathan:UF KHUDAYA bohat bara ghalti ho gaya.

sardar:O Ki hoya?

Pathan:Hum tu darzi ko dy aaya..

Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Dirty Non Veg Jokes

Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”

Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”

Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Tho sala chadne kyu nahi deta

Adults Funny Sms / Non Veg Jokes in Hindi / Sardar Hindi Sms / Urdu Funny Jokes

Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asked driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ?Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. Tho sala chadne kyu nahi deta

Free  Jokes  Sms

Ap bas meri gand maro

Gandy Sms / Hindi / Urdu / Gandy Text Messages

Nokar 1 Mahina
Daal khane k
bad mailk se:
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Meri Gand maro.

Malik…

Q

Nokar
Ap bs meri gand maro!

Malik:

Yar Q
Nokar:
benchod is
Bahanay Botti  to
Andar jae GI!


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